... to do the following things as earnestly and for as long as possible in the year which has already come -

1. Stop wasting time on pointless stuff, and waste time on relevant stuff.
Corr: be less ambiguous/ obscure
2.1. Stop cracking crappy jokes which test the limits of patience of unfortunate people who happen to be in the vicinity.
2.2. Be more respectful, less rude, more polite, more punctuational (i.e. use better punctuation) - in general be a more boring person, just to see what it feels like.
3. Not drink more than once a week, and not drink on 3 consecutive weeks.
4. Stop resolving to get into shape and actually get into shape (Not intended to sound like Neo. Stop trying to hit me and hit me' )
5. Stop resolving to go get myself a girl, because it seems like a waste of a resolution
6. Embark on one memorable >=7 day trip (preferably solo), inside or outside India.
7. Watch a match at Old Trafford.
6. Go to 1.

Inshallah jeet humaari hogi. Har har mahadev. Halla bol. Bole soni haal. Hallelujah. Sat sri akaal. Aameen.